Ploking

The act of puncturing a hole in a condom before intercourse.

After Sue left Brandon, he had to resort to ploking to get her to stay.
Betty? She's crazy man. Jeff said she's a ploker.

by Malignantmop December 6, 2012

Plorking

Working from home but the truth is you are just playing from home and getting paid.

Sally is plorking from home today said her supervisor to their assistant.

by Stockpicker April 19, 2021

plotting against the black and white

This is a response when someone asks what you're doing and you don't want to tell, so you pretty much say you're sitting there pondering how to destroy everyone.

Rachel: Hey, what are you doing?
Tina: Just sitting here plotting against the black and white.

by Tina Collins November 11, 2005

plotting

Hanging out/ cotching. Having a little jam with a couple of people.

Can be abbreviated to plottin

She's got a free yard, I know she's not on having a massive party but I wouldn't mind plotting at hers for a bit

by Lucy100 March 9, 2007

jealousy plotline,plotline, [plotline]

It is a phrase used in the pick up community refering to a series of events which induce jealousy in woman, mostly directed at the 'target' of the 'pick up', which usually happens to be the most attractive woman in the group.

The jealousy plotline,plotline, plotlineexplained

Man(talking to two women of, 1 of them is more attractive thus she is the 'target)',we name her girl A, girl B is her less attractive friend):
Hey, you know what ?! I bet you're a terrible hugger!To girl B Proceeds to hug girl B.
Girl A observes and gets jealous thus her emotional state changes from neutral to hightened attraction due to the jealousy created by the lack of attention given to her. Her friend girl B is getting the attention she craves, so she becomes jealous.

by Hennessy_88 December 20, 2008

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You have been bored to such an extent that you will never do your Geometry homework. Good! You now have a F.

You have now reached plomkinjubhyvgtcfrxdezswaq .

by anonymous August 11, 2022

Plotting

Definitely different than scheming, you'll know it when you see it, just know it definitely looks different than scheming.

Tex: Thats plotting.

Tucker: Maybe they're scheming?

Tex: No, scheming looks different. Thats definitely plotting.

by gimmeyourmilk October 1, 2019