phooning

The act of placing you and your lovers phones on top of each other.

person 1: "Babe, have you seen my phone?"
person 2: "Yeah, it's phooning on the nightstand"

by maymaya August 22, 2016

pooning mask

A mask for the concentration of another's arse gas. Airtight and never to be used post-Taco Bell

<while in bed with head under the covers> 'that arse belch was a horror, with a pooning mask it would've been lethal.'

by Fanny Appleton May 22, 2006

pooning

The ancient druid art of entering an individual via the chocolate canal with a rod like device, also known as a poon stick. This art is thought to have died out around 654BC, but was recently revived in Putney, London on 1/1/04. Let's all twat Arthur if he ever finds that damn poonstick again.

Little Timmy was somewhat unfortunate to die from infection after just his first pooning session

by Captain Poostick January 14, 2004

Plooping

When you put your butthole up against another butthole and fart back and forth into each other's butts.

It was a chilly autumn evening, but plooping with my sweetheart kept us both warm on the inside.

by ScarDog May 28, 2020

Plooming

Plooming- A TV show or movie binge without a care of anything else

Are you plooming again Amanda?

by Mr Skeleton66 July 14, 2016

Plooping

When part of an object is sinking

The bed started plooping due to the lack of support

by Boberson18 December 27, 2016

plooking

when you throw up and poop at the same time.

i was soo drunk last night i was plooking all over!

by torra borra May 19, 2004