Stop n' Plop

The careful manoeuvre performed instantly after weeing in order to transition into pooing.

Sorry, I took so long. I had to stop n' plop!

by Frank_Chip_Pan September 15, 2017

ass crackle plop

a series of short explosive farts (simular to the sound of a pack of Black Cats going off) followed by a spray of shit.

This usually occurs when you are taking medication that makes your shit pastie. The fart can only get through the shit in small, quick bursts. The shit that comes out is the result of these tiny explosions and create shit spray marks.

damn, ne-gro, you got that ass crackle plop all over my toilet and shit.

by Matthew February 2, 2004

Plop block

noun:
The other person in a public restroom that prevents one from defecating comfortably. The silence might become so overbearing that the pooper is forced to leave prematurely.

verb: to plop block.
The act of being in a public restroom while someone else is trying to defecate.

noun:
girl 1 - "I was trying to poo, but there was a girl who was putting on her makeup in the restroom and would not leave!"
girl 2 - "Man, what a plop block!"

verb:
girl 1, shouting from inside the stall - "Stop plop blocking and leave!"

by yonkers211 February 13, 2012

Plomp

When you get tired and you sit or lay down on a soft surface making a "plomp" sound.

Man i need to plomp into bed.

by Pestilence1 March 18, 2018

Dolphin Plop

A turd that is so buoyant, that the entire mass submerges causing a first plop. Eventually reemerging, as would a dolphin, causing further ploppage that may cause rectal slpashage.

Jimmy, dont sky bomb! You might dolphin plop!

by Dolphin Plopper May 31, 2015

Ploopy

The worst word you can possibly say to anyone or anything.

Gregory: Ploopy.

Manny: WAHGRSFCKEGIOWLO5IYIVP29TUYOCQXYQERGUYYFGCRGLIWL4O8T8%*%!?WILIU@V*OWT ÙOIDB

by mgxfqbkuygrfz December 7, 2019

ploppage

1)a big pile of feces.
2)enormous dump.

The man bent over and dropped a ploppage from his ass. The dog has been dropping ploppages all over teh house. Diarrhea causes one to drop a lot of ploppage.

by Steve O October 19, 2003