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Pussy Platter

The act of blatantly offering your vagina to a man for the sole purpose of manipulating him into giving you your sexual desires.
In an email, she described to him all the things that she wanted him to do to her while in bed. She gave him a pussy platter.
by Urban Dictionary January 1, 2008
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plaster face

The face you put on when shaking your bosses hand or meeting you parents old friends. Its a smile and nod, but you have no idea why you smiling. also used when someones telling a very bad joke, but you want to make them feel better.
-"oh look at Matt shaking Mr.Hayes hand, he has a total plaster face on"
-"ha and now hes laughing at mr.Hayes terrible jokes, but its a total plaster face"
by HH8 November 26, 2010
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Plastered Mcshitfaced

When someone exceeds one's own toxicity level on st. patty's day, during the "plastered mcshitfaced" stage it's rumored that one sees leprechauns and a pot of gold as well as a speaking with an Irish brogue.
I was so plastered mcshitfaced I could have sworn I saw two leprechauns doing anal on a pot of gold.
by Brandon aka Shamus O'Tool March 11, 2013
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Flute platter

Pushing an agenda with the intention of capitalizing or monetizing on an issue of basic human rights or public health.
Get a load of the flute platter Nike served with its new ad.
by Andoni’s late night July 8, 2020
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God Damn Poon Platter

A grouping of a variety of different types of women, gathered together in one single point along the space/time continuum.

The women in this grouping vary in terms of height, weight, age, skin tone, skin color, eye color, shape, bust, figure, ethnicity, etc.

An authentic Poon Platter contains a wide assortment of women possessing several different physical qualities.
Me: Check out that blonde chick, Spanish chick, black chick, tall chick, Indian chick and chick with the big rack.

Khilen: God Damn it! It's a God Damn Poon Platter!!!! (labia lips)
by CRA201 December 12, 2012
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Shredding it up on my platter

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
by hobobling October 2, 2010
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platterico

Plattekill NY. Named for the large Puerto Rican/ Hispanic population of the area.
It is a great day to pick some apples in Platterico
by mrots September 30, 2007
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