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platterico by mrots September 30, 2007
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To form a platter with your hand and secure a bottle of bourbon with your fingers in a claw-like manner in efforts to present the bottle to friends and strangers who will become friends in an attractive, inviting, even tantalizing manner with the promise of an enjoyable experience for the recipient
Go fetch a bottle of bourbon from the barn so we can platterclaw it around the campfire.
Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.
You've just been platterclawed.
Person 1: Where are the extra bottles of bourbon?
Person 2: I'm not sure, all I know is I've platterclawed at least six bottles so far tonight.
You've just been platterclawed.
platterclaw by (C) Chefs and the Maid Wrongs September 4, 2012
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plattering
Plattering is quite possibly the best sport ever. This is the act of pooling in with at least 2 buddies (the more the merrier) to buy nearly sickening quanities of ice cream.
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream
A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
- For it to be considered plattering, you must have at least four ice cream flavors.
- Each person takes a plate, and serves theirself a generous scoop of each flavor
- Make sure you do it at some ones house that has enough room in the freezer
- Do not do this before a race or other strenuous activity
- Try as hard as you can to finish your plate. If you can't, its not the end of the world, but you certaintly won't look as professional as the rest, and you might earn a few sour looks because you wasted ice cream
A FEW SUGGESTED FLAVORS:
- Butter Pecan
- Mint Chocolate Chip
- Moca Almond Fudge
- Strawberry
- Moose Tracks
- Some flavor of chocolate
- Orange Vanilla
- Any Ben and Jerry's (if your willing to pay)
- Peppermint Candy
- Cookies & Cream
- Neopolitan
- Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough
"I went plattering yesterday with the school plattering club, and 6 of the kids vomited! It was great!"
"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."
"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
"After I go plattering, I usually can't move for at least a half hour."
"Plattering is a wonderful sport that the whole family and people of all ages can enjoy."
plattering by B.S. December 8, 2004
Duck Billed Platterporfs
A person that skips out on their check but ordered the cheapest thing on the menu but also left a tip.
I can't believe that guy ordered the cheapest thing on the menu, left without paying his check and actually tipped me.
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
You mean then rare Duck Billed Platterporfs?
It just ate like a fuck and then scurried!
Duck Billed Platterporfs by Acme Fugazi June 1, 2019