pissaster

to have a urination go really bad for whatever reason. Includes spraying urine everywhere because you tried to piss with a chubby, or having your urine shoot out at one or more 90degree angles due to being gum shut, or any other bad thing happening when you're taking a piss.

Combines 'piss' and 'disaster'.

Dude1: What the fuck happened in the bathroom?
Dude2: It was dark and the lid was down -- a classic recipe for pissaster.
Dude1: Well fuck, clean it up!

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009

pissano

What one might call a piano if they hate the way they sound.

George, that asshaberdasher is playing that goddamn pissano again!
Makes me want to grab a double-barrel shotgun and hose down that stupid dumb instrument or at least run to the head and make a pair of aural tampons out of some bungwipe so I can enjoy the rest of the concert in peace! $@#!(@%#(*

by Telephony April 10, 2015

pissfat

Aussie term for a morning erection brought on by a full bladder.

don't jack it: it's a pissfat!!

by skirtlifter January 10, 2005

pissah

n. great/awesome..used by those who hail from Eastern Massachusetts. Is usually paired with 'wicked'

The Boston Red Sox are wicked pissah. (Followed by incoherent screaming and cheers, if said anywhere in Boston)

by Stephanie March 30, 2005

pisstapated

When you are having trouble urinating.

God I wish I could pee but I'm pisstapated

by All4won December 29, 2016

pissanle

When you’re having a moment with someone you’re close with, but then you decide to ruin the moment by saying this word.

Axel: “People like you are very addicting, there’s nothing bad about it.”

Cora: “I get attached to people too easily.”

Axel: “You’re just… so amazing… so pissanle.”

Cora: “...”

by ur moms a guy February 16, 2022

pisstake

A satire, parody, or mockery.

"Look at this scary fundamentalist Web site. I can't believe that anyone would say such things and mean them." "They don't. It's obviously a pisstake."

by Doctor Whom December 23, 2005