>> 1. The act of contracting one's anal sphincter to cut a log of feces off in mid-defecation.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
>> 2. Forcefully preventing ejaculation by squeezing the shaft of the penis.
Man did you see the deuce he dropped? You can even tell where he pinched off.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
Pinching off prevented a rather sticky coffee-break facial.
by Ryzarh November 9, 2006
Get the Pinching Off mug.The art of lifting the material of your pants covering the groin using only body parts below the waist.
by Anonymous February 11, 2003
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Bro, ever since I found out how hard it is to become a rock star and my girlfriend got abducted by The Grays, I've been pitchin' in the mirror.
by Jaunty Diggles September 7, 2019
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by ur gramma November 29, 2009
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A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
A blended term making use of two popular idioms:
pinch a loaf meaning to take a shit, and the popular belief that Horseshoes are symbolic of good luck.
"The moment he set foot on the field, Alabama's returning star Quarterback was pinching horseshoes the rest of the season."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
I don't know how she won! The girl must be pinching horseshoes or something."
by Annastacia June 27, 2009
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by grand daddy of the kkk March 5, 2009
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