piatnitzkysaurus

It is a dinosaur or most commonly used as the 47th gender

I am a Piatnitzkysaurus

by MemeTimeYT April 27, 2020

Penis Pilates

Exercises for your penis..

Mostly Penile Extension

If you will excuse me... I have to go and do my Penis Pilates...

by NidgeDFX January 6, 2015

palty

a kind of party that exceeds all levels of craziness and awesomeness and superficiality. people who palty are truly passionate about having a good time.

That was one ridiculous palty last night!

by professor vaishi July 9, 2011

gwyneth paltrow skin sonofabitch

in need of a tan

"You were supposed to meet me at the tanning salon you Gwyneth Paltrow skin sonofabitch."

by havalaf October 6, 2009

Piltz

When you poo your pants in a public place and try to keep it a secret

Girl1 : There's that guy who asked his girlfriend to take him home when they just arrived
Girl2 : I heard he piltz'd his pants

by deckardcain279 December 11, 2019

Poncio Pilato

Filipino name for Pontius Pilate.
Termed for a person who washed his hands on anything.

Just like Pontius Pilate did to our Lord Jesus Christ when He was given to the Christ Killers for execution

Nag-Poncio Pilato ang Pangulo sa kaso ng presong si Bong.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 12, 2018

pilates

A form of torture created by Pontius Pilate, the man who crucified the savior. It's not as easy as you might think. St. Paul was certified in Pilates and Advanced Spin. The original 12 wanted to emphasize diet (bread, wine, omega 3s from fish oil, etc.) This caused quite a schism as you might imagine. This went on for awhile, until the Serfing craze caught on with the Barbarian invasion of Ringo, George, Cedric, and Dagobert.

After the crucifixion,a lot of fitness buffs tried to jump on the band wagon so Pilate was forced opened a gym (Pilates Fitness, inc.) at the local coliseum and hire some trainers. The gold members were given the "Martyr" card.

by Pantaloon January 18, 2008