Permamunted

To have permanently intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.

In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'The bloody twat looked like a bloody permamunted fuck'

by bloodybazza November 28, 2016

permafunk

A state of perpetual depression.

My date with Benny was a real downer--he's suffering from a bad case of permafunk.

by Benny Blue March 26, 2007

permafunk

That layer of odor in shoes or other frequently-worn article of clothing that remains no matter how much you air it out.

Like permafrost in the Antarctic, only with stench.

Also: permafunky, permafunked

T: Honey, it's time for a new pair of slippers.
M: But why? They're comfortable!
T: Remember when Woofie would bring them to you every night?
M: Yeah. Good times.
T: He buried them today. The permafunk was too much even for him.

by Jim Wright September 9, 2008

Permagrin

A state of real, complete, happiness usually only experieced in the mountains.

Just hike and biked to fourteeners and I am all permagrin.

by Sniggins May 8, 2003

Permadrunk

Drinking so much that you are drunk for more than a day.

1. We were permadrunk from our trip at the lake
2. John was perma drunk and climbed the tree.

by mike March 27, 2003

Permajunked

Permanently junked, messed up, trainwrecked, foilfaced, put in time out because you've done or said something completely unacceptable and is not ALL RIGHT!

Barry Foilman and Meffy are permajunked and should be put in time out.
Barry knew Meffy was permajunked when she set off the smoke detectors two houses down the street.

by SmurfetteDevine March 28, 2011

Permagone

Permanently Gone

Betsy was on a final written notice at her job. Then, she was permagone.

by Dallaschick1 April 8, 2019