Permamunted 

To have permanently intoxicated yourself with alcohol and/or chemicals to such point where respectable levels of social and/or physical functioning become problematic; where you are also (quite possibly) chewing a lot.

In short, a state of complete and utter trashedness!

'The bloody twat looked like a bloody permamunted fuck'

Permamunted by bloodybazza November 28, 2016

Permajunked 

Permanently junked, messed up, trainwrecked, foilfaced, put in time out because you've done or said something completely unacceptable and is not ALL RIGHT!

Barry Foilman and Meffy are permajunked and should be put in time out.
Barry knew Meffy was permajunked when she set off the smoke detectors two houses down the street.

Permajunked by SmurfetteDevine March 28, 2011

Permajunked 

Permanently junked

Nick and Meffy are permajunked.

Permajunked by Lil Smurfette March 18, 2011