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Petris

A game where you try and fit you and all of your pets into one bed.
I tried to go to sleep after a long day of work but I had to play some Petris with my dogs and cats.
by DonnyWon1 November 14, 2015
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PetrinaSwid

A straight user, abuser, compulsive liar who doesn't give a shit about anyone except herself. Swears on her grandkid favors to get what she wants alcohol and crack then never follows thru. A supposedly reformed prostitute who still fucks for money or as she says shes "working" hanging sheetrock at midnight in people's houses. More like smoking rock and whoring. Puts bills in her kids name. Shes not one anyone should fuck with
If you want to get lied to and maybe fucked get some crack and call PetrinaSwid
by RealistTruth May 20, 2021
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Petrie's Principle

"If everyone likes it, it can't be good." A statement coined by an English teacher to describe shallow films and literature which appeal to the mindless masses.
by Cyanica January 27, 2010
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Naked and Petrified

Naked and Petrified is an Internet-based troll meme, nowadays usually associated with Natalie Portman. It (apparently) first started out via comments on the SegFault website, and was used regarding Mae Ling Mak, a Linux magazine columnist. Its origins may lie in the Rocky Horror Show, where the heroes were turned into naked statues.

After comments were disabled on SegFault, N+P moved over to Slashdot where it mated with some Natalie Portman related trolls and appeared in its present form.

It is also closely associated with hot grits a la "Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits". Articles written in late 2000 accuse the Portmanified meme of being played out, but it was still a favourite almost five years later. Even in 2007 it still pops up now and then.
"Natalie Portman, naked and petrified and covered in hot grits"
by Durban Ictionary December 24, 2008
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Petrit

A cool, large smart sophisticated man. People look up to him and listen to him.

See also Skanderbeg
Petrit is amazing. Let's ask petrit
by hpetrit@gmail.com February 12, 2010
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Penrith

A city located about 50km west of Sydney Australia. Home of the champion 'Penriff Pamfers' Football club. It houses more McDonalds restaurants per capita than any other city. It is also the home of the FIRST Krispy Kreme in Australia.
Places to Visit :
* Pamfers World of Entertainment
* Pamfers Maccas Car Park (thursday-Saturday nights)
* Nepean River (turn at the roundabout just before Pamfers)
* Pamfer Pizza and Kebabs on High St
You may hear any of the following phrases while passing through the town :
1. Show us ya ti7s ya mole!
2. U garn to Pamfers?
3. Carrrrrn Pamfers!!
4. G'darrr Marrrt! How's it garrrn?
5. Some bastard stole me flannies!! (usually followed by 'Anyway, I'm off to Pamfers')
by Adrian November 14, 2004
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Penriff

Mispelled mockery of Penrith, makes fun of the way bogans in Penrith speak.A funny little place that is on the outskirts of the Sydney Metropolitan area (largely due to urban sprawl). About 50 kms away from the heart of Sydney. Home to the Penrith Panthers.
The coolest person in the world (Deborah) lives in Penriff!
by Lilian October 2, 2005
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