Penaldo

A penalty merchant from Portugal who stat pads with penalties and scores vs almighty Lithuania and Luxembourg

Penaldo is overrated to football and should never be compared to the goat Lionel messi

by John Koraski August 25, 2020

Punando

Punando is a word used to describe a situation in which a female's underwear, usually a thong or a G-string, is visibly sticking out in the back (when she sits down). The term originated in Aurora, Colorado at Smoky Hill High School.

Check the punando on that chick!

by Ed April 24, 2005

PennDOT

I live in Pennsylvania. I lived here all my life. For the life of me, I can't figure out what PennDOT does! I see the road crews out all the time, but they don't fix anything... all they do is lean on their shovels and shoot the shit!

"What do you do for PennDOT?"

"On May 1 I take the big orange barrels out of sotrage & line 'em up on the roads. On November 1 I collect the big orange barrels and put 'em back in storage. Other than that, I collect my paycheck every week!"

by Terra Imperator May 20, 2004

Penandes

Refers to any Portugese athlete which partakes in the sport of diving in the Olympics. The Olympic judges are known to rate them higher than they actually perform.

Why is Penandes rated so highly, all he does is dive.

by Kaneisabottler June 21, 2021

Honest Penaldo

Simply put the best account on football twitter. Most honest account I've ever meet and exposes how Lord Penaldo is actually a finished statpadder who only shows up vs teams like Crotone,Spezia,Luxembourg,Andorra,Lithuania,etc. The most honest Penaldo fan I have ever met and also he owns Penaldogs.

"Wow did you see Honest Penaldo own that Penaldian" -Twitter User #1

"Yeah he's so honest about his idol Penaldo"- Twitter User #2

by som1udontno April 2, 2021

pernando

Pernando could be defined as a man among Gods. Otherwise known as the guy all guys aspire to be and a true homie. Many people have known him to have a swag level of over 9000 and a very good taste in women.

(commonly mistaken as Fernando)

"hey m8, shes not that into you, shes looking for a pernando."

by The Urban Dictionary Elder January 17, 2015

Penaldo

A Dangerous Penalty seeker who always looks for Penalties to ride on. A penaldo sits inside the penalty box, waiting for his teamates to pass the ball to him, or better still, win a penalty. He also reports everything to Piers Morgan

I got a severe penaldo for slapping my teacher
I went fishing and my partner penaldoed me!

by Stewie246 December 27, 2022