We totally did up Peter with a Burning Pele last night when he was drunk off his ass. He is now sterile.
by nizzle420xoxoxo_and_futtbucker June 1, 2011

A man will ignite the ass hair of his female partner after sex and proceed to give them a soccer style kick out the door to legions of adoring fans cheering his victory. This action is performed mainly to avoid post-coital jibber-jabber and unwanted cuddling.
We watched the naked girl run by and the smell of burnt ass filled the air. We heard him scream, "Rick don't snuggle bitch!" Flaming Pele for the win!
by SteveHo May 14, 2006

he is a tall handsome or fine boy
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes
who is really good at art and science
he used to date a girl named eno-mfon
and he is really good at getting bitches and hoes
by black pele February 2, 2023

Having a shit
Martin Brindle: You missed the presentation by Pele, will you get over it?
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
Kimi Raikkonen: Yeah! Haha! I was having a shit!
by Quincy42 June 30, 2022

by Tony August 7, 2004

When you suck something too hard and you have to refer to a footballer for back up, but then they take you from behind so now your all screaming
by Silent pele April 7, 2017

The act of rolling your shit into a ball and spooging on said shit resembling a soccer ball. Then toss it gently in the air and bicycle kick it into your partner.
I gave my girl the ole filthy pele and hit her square in the chesticles. I then proceeded to run around the room yelling olay olay olay!
by Filthy Pele February 1, 2009
