suck my peehole

An expression to tell someone to fuck off.

To literally lick in a man's urethra or a womens cunt.

Suck my peehole bitch!

by dwayne May 11, 2004

peenoose

A disfigured or non-functioning penis.

bill was diagnosed with a peenoose

by david flopidonk June 9, 2014

peetour

Going in an opposite direction or an otherwise out-of-the-way route to where you should be in search of a toilet.

Isn't your next class the other way?
Yeah, but I gotta take a peetour.

by PlutoRoman October 22, 2009

Peetoot

An alternative, yet hilarious, name to call your DICK

"My peetoot is currently pitching a tent."

by Thrikal January 25, 2010

peetotaler

A person who doesn't drink, but likes to witness or participate in the act of being peed on (goldenshower).

Did you read the Steele dossier? It mentions the Potus is a peetotaler.

by Ron R. (PD) October 17, 2020

peentop

The head of your dick, or penis. So basically the top of your peen. Common sense right?

I shoved my peentop in her ass.

by fuzzayy May 9, 2009

Peelobia

The genuine fear of writing a PEEL paragraph or Pocmaru at Senior and Tertiary Level Education.

I'm sorry Miss, I am unable to complete my History Homework as I have developed Peelobia. True Story.

by Emtria November 15, 2018