burrito penance

The grueling, and often painful, bathroom experience that may occur as a direct result of eating burritos.

"Saturday night burritos? You'll be doing Sunday morning burrito penance!"

by Deome October 6, 2016

pre-penance

Penance performed prior to having committed a sin. This can apply to any difficult situation or task that can't be avoided.

Friend: "I'm so sorry you're having to go through this!"
Me: "I'm counting it as pre-penance for sins I plan to commit later."

by Squirrel Carousel November 16, 2023