Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

Pedosexual

A dipshit who says there in the lgbtq+ community but there not, and it’s illegal.

Joe: Whats your sexuality?
Bob: Im pedosexual!
Joe: No your not dipshit you belong in jail

by Dinosaur47 January 26, 2020

Pedosexual

A word currently in use by pedophiles to validate their criminal enterprise as comparable to LGBT rights. LGBT leaders have disavowed all association with this attempt to subvert legitimate issues into coattail social acceptance for predatory behavior.

Pedosexual is synonymous with pedophile.

by TruthTnT June 8, 2018

pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children

'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.

by redes12 April 25, 2011

Pedocel

A incel pedophile.

You're just a loser pedocel

by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh May 27, 2022

Pedobear

An inside joke of a smiling, pedophiliac bear who hunts down children and rapes them. Often seen behind or running towards children in photos. His origin is thought to be 4chan, board /b/

Did you see that guy? looks like pedobear to me!
Hey, doesn't Smokey the Bear look a bit like pedobear?

by tailspike November 28, 2009

Pedobeard

Combination of the words "pedophile" and "beard". Pedobeards are usually unkempt as a result of months of careless growth, filthy looking and smell like ass. Those who sport this style of facial hair generally spend their time creeping on others, touching children inappropriately and/or coaxing hapless victims into the back of their molester van.

Harry stroked his mangy pedobeard -- which he had not shaven in months -- after a day's worth of successfully picking up young schoolchildren and stuffing them in the back of his van.

by Seru987 October 20, 2009