Just trying to see if you were paying attention

Normally used by teachers to cover up when they make an idiotic mistake. By saying "Just trying to see if you were paying attention" teachers can make it seem like they meant to make their dumb mistake, when really they're just stupid...

Teacher: "On the test, we had over 5 FLAIRURES"

Student: "Don't you mean failures?"

Teacher: "NO, i was just trying to see if you were paying attention"

Student: "ah, of course"

by Crozefly February 21, 2011

Parsinator

Soldier United States Army. Last name is Parsley, one of the baddest dudes to walk the planet.

When it gets tough we will just call on the Parsinator to make a mess of things.

by epars001 March 30, 2009

Papsing

Once used by Mehdi Lee (Yute man Lee).
Papsing means having intercourse.

Yo, I’m papsing relaxing tonight. ( I’m fucking and relaxing tonight )

by Big Vich October 7, 2018

Pasin

Pasin is a name very few go by, but those who do are blessed with unimaginable strength. Their hearts are always full of love to share with the world. They like to drink lemonade, specifically pink lemonade and they have a great booty. There is only one Pasin born every century, so If you meet one you better hold on to them.

Guy 1: "Who is that?"
Guy 2: "Thats Pasin, the coolest human to walk the planet!"
Guy 1 "Man, I wish I was Pasin's friend.."
Guy 3: "Same"
*Guy 1 and 2 look at Guy 3 in shock*
Guy 1 & 2: "Where did you come from?"
Guy 3: "I'm always following Pasin"

by PasinPneumonia May 5, 2020

Passing Nick Kristof in the Aisle

To lay a fart in someone's face while passing them in an airplane, bus, subway train or other public conveyance where they are denied a means of easy escape and have to take the full blast directly or at least danger close. From an unfortunate incident in late 2019 when two-time Pulitzer Prize winner and New York Times columnist Nicholas Kristof took such a hit while on a U.S. transcontinental flight.

What happened to you?
I tripped on my shoelace while passing Nick Kristof in the aisle to my Calc teacher on the way back from the Mathletes Jamboree and now I've gotta wear this leg boot for 3 weeks.
Yeah, karma can be a bitch.

by Tin Hat Kippah December 15, 2020

rossana pansino

An amazing baking youtuber who offen include guest of all platforms

Rossana pansino has a baking line

by Frisko the cat February 3, 2018

Rare Pausin

Videos of people or things dodging other things or attempted attacks. Usually accompanied my the captions “RARE PAUSIN INCOMING” and RIP BOZO🥶😈🥱. Background music is a remix of Outro by Bizzy Banks.

Ayo look! There’s a rare pausin incoming!

by NS333 August 15, 2021