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pending for a bending

adj. - qualitative statement used to express the idea that one is about to, or is close to being subject to, be abused or beaten for an offense deemed punishable by the speaker.
Flexo just stole you wallet, Bender.
He's pending for a bending!
by ragingbender September 23, 2010
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Panning for corn

Defecating into a collinder above someone's head. Afterwards, the defecater sifts through what remains in the colliner. A variant to the Cleveland Steamer.
Jen was bored with their normal Saturday night Cleveland Steamers so she asked Steve to switch it up. Steve obliged and went panning for corn.
by J Tom B September 21, 2006
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pandaing

Showing people how rare and special you are, like a panda.
(One YouTuber to another)
"What, are you pandaing to your audience?"
"What? No! Why would I indulge them like that?"
"I think you misunderstood me. 'Pandaing', it's like when you show your audience how rare and special you are, like a panda."
by NotInABand June 23, 2016
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padding

Shots or even scenes which are pointless besides making the film longer.
by Adam January 4, 2004
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panting kine

(pidgin english) elicits a panting kind of response; of the panting response; elicits some excitement on some level
watching Victoria Secret fashion show all panting kine; listening to Makena music makes me all panting kine
by YNK January 14, 2008
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stat padding

Also known as "point farming", stat padding is most frequently used in reference to the online game Battlefield 2. Stat padding is the act of recieving undeserved points due to abnormal and unhelpful gameplay.
One of the most common occurrences is when 2 support players go out to the middle of nowhere and alternate tossing a grenade, then resupplying the other, each time getting 1 resupply point.
The extreme of stat padding is when a player coordinates with one or more players on the opposite team to get an enormous amount of kills. For example, a USMC player hides away with 2 MEC medics. The US player will kill one of the medics, then the other will revive him, earning the US player 2 points for a kill, and the MEC player 1 point for a revive, all undeserved. This process can be repeated indefinitely, as the kill does not reduce the ticket count of the other team. This is how some players have best round scores of 800+.
Some players consider skill concentration to be stat padding, but this is simply not true. Running around wielding only a pistol in order to get a pistol badge is NOT stat padding.
On a side note, stat padding violates the EA Ranked EULA. Thousands of players have already had their accounts reset due to excessive stat padding.
mikerotch: dude just keep tossing nades so i can get more resupply points. i need 6 more for veteran resupply.
ipfreely: ok! then u can help me get my expert heal badge!

>>BANNING!!! mikerotch REASON: STAT PADDING!!!
>>BANNING!!! ipfreely REASON: STAT PADDING!!!
by MooseBoys September 18, 2008
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Ambush Paddington

As you are about to finish having sex with a woman, you pull out and instead cream all over her favorite teddy bear. Originates from Paddington Bear, a cartoon TV show.
"Man, she never saw that Ambush Paddington coming! Mr. Sniffles was in the wash all week!"
by mort March 21, 2005
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