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sex panther

A cologne from the movie Anchorman: Legend of Ron Burgundy. It's made by Odeon, illegal in nine countries, and made with bits of real panther. Used by Brian Fantana to seduce Veronica Conrningstone.
Sex Panther smells like big-foot's dick.
by Quel-droma August 22, 2005
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loaf pincher

Similar to turd cutter, loaf pincher is used to reference any type of ass worth mentioning, good or bad, preferably good. Occasionally abbreviated as just "LP".
"Damn Ben, did you see Nicole's loaf pincher in those jeans today? Sick!"

"Yo, my wife is in the next room, but check out the LP on that one!" - Kyle
by cmikes March 24, 2007
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Dick Puncher

A man who punchs his own dick in the belief that it will make it strong and virile, and also to assert dominance over ones own dick and to teach it who is boss.

The act of dick punching involves cupping the dick in one hand and punching down on it with the other. Usually some form of flavouring is poured on the dick prior to punching it. This may include (but not limited to) salt, pepper, tobasco sauce, "The Black Scot" whisky, etc.
Dude 1: Hey, WTF is Sam doing over there?
Dude 2: Oh that - he's a dick puncher
Dude 1: Why the fuck would you punch your own dick?
Dude 2: Fuck knows
by The_Black_Scot November 22, 2009
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Golden Panthers

Golden Panthers is the mascot of Florida International University (FIU) in Miami, Florida. Their colors are blue and gold and play at many on-campus venues such as, FIU Stadium for the football team, Pharmed Arena for the basketball team, and University Park Stadium for the baseball team, among many other athletic facilities.
Everyone knows that the FIU Golden Panthers are the best in Florida, that's why everyone always says "Go Panthers!"
by FIUpanther February 29, 2008
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financial panther

n. Term coined by Homer Simpson; refers to a large jungle cat that can be trained to maul a person's creditors and bill-collectors if that person is short on money.
Leslie Nagle: Mr Simpson, you don't know how to handle your money; what you need is a financial planner.

Homer Simpson: Financial Panther, eh? (cut to Homer fantasizing about a panther pouncing on a bank teller who is telling Homer his account is overdrawn)
by Skip O'Potamus March 31, 2008
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cock-panther

hybrid of the cougar between the ages of 40-51...a woman that is the super-cougar that all cougars aspire to be...perfectly preserved perhaps by some sort of surgery or augmentation, flawless appearance, superb physical fitness, and usually a high ranking executive with a bottomless bank account...this woman will stop at nothing to pounce and conquer prey...men of all ages are powerless to her.
..."She's no cougar, that woman is a full blown cock-panther"....
by robby redhead August 27, 2007
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