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pishart

To shit and piss your pants while attempting to fart.
Jeremiah, being the jokester he was, attempted to leave a silent but deadly fart for his friends to delight in, but only succeeded in pisharting himself. Looks like the joke was on poor jeremiah!
by xjakxthexripperx August 8, 2014
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phart

a phart is when you blow air out of all of the holes in your body e.g. nose, mouth, ear, but and vag
wow she just pharted and it was phat
by phartyparty February 23, 2018
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phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.
On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.
by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022
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Phreemus of the Phartosis

The medical term for uncontrollable gaseous emissions from the rectum.
After dining on Mexican food yesterday, I couldn't sleep due to Phreemus of the Phartosis
by Beeb E. King November 19, 2011
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phartophobia

An abnormal fear of passing gas (farting) in public. Phartophobiac a person with an abnormal fear of passing gas (farting) in public.
My girlfriend is such a phartophobiac that she will burst before she farts in public.
by Dr of Sex October 30, 2012
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Phart

1. (verb)The passing of gas by any
member of royalty.

2. (noun)The actual intestinal gas
emitted by a member of royalty on
any given occassion.
The royal castle, with its wonderfully acustic halls, is one of the places where the prince loves to liberate some of his more stentorian pharts.
by Ocram April 28, 2003
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pushart

Consumption of alcohol to an extent that your body begins to violently expel (vomit) all the contents within the stomach and upper intestine. While doing so the spasms and force of the expelling intoxicants cause you to shit your pants.
Don't drink so much you pushart yourself again.
by The Woo August 25, 2009
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