profuctive

having the quality or power of fucking up everything in abundance

Laurey is being very profuctive at work today because she is too busy texting and playing on Facebook then actually "working".

by poser1212 November 12, 2010

Profacekinator

Profacekinate:
pro-face-kinated, pro-face-kinating, pro-face-kinates, pro-face-kinator

1. Procrastinating on Facebook
2. Being unproductive and being on Facebook
3. Using Facebook as a way to take a looooonng break from homework

1. I am such a profacekinator! Soo bad!!

2. Dude, I totally profacekinated last night!

by kungfupandayolo August 27, 2012

profect

professionally perfect, without equal; unmatched in goodness

dawg, that was the most profectly rolled spliff

by dirtyhern November 5, 2009

proactualize

To proactively actualize. For example, to seek out, identify and implement an envisaged improvement to a business process. A portmanteau of proactive and actualize. Favored by management consultants.

He proactualized the implementation of the empowerment of the new VP to accomplish the objectives for which she was recruited.

Our immediately utilizable recommendations ameliorating the Q3 challenges also include proactualization of the various deliverables envisaged in the penultimate section of the following management oversight review.

Proactualize THIS, sucker... (spoken while placing a resignation letter on a project manager's desk.)

by Lesbrarian April 10, 2010

provactive

Describes an action which is both provocative and proactive. Coined by online tech-gossip rag The Register on 10 September 2009.

Did you see the way Shelley was rubbing her tits up against your boyfriend on the dance floor? She's a right provactive bitch, isn't she?

by PixelBeavers September 10, 2009

profuctive

1) The opposite of productive.

2) To state that you've had sex.

Example 1: I just spilled juice on my essay, well that was profuctive.

Example 2 :

Guy 1: I just had sex.

Guy 2: That was profuctive

by rastagurl April 18, 2011

proactivestination

A proactive form of procrastination

Jane: We rearranged our apartment a little and organized it better. Procrastination at its best

Fred: That's what you might call that proactivestination

by xsci September 12, 2011