Proactical 

1. To be proactively involved with a situation or scene.
2. The first-person definition of calling oneself a planner and deep thinker.
3. To get the job done right the first time
4. Thinking outside the box

"Getting my book report done a week ahead of time was very proactical"

"I am a very proactical thinker and planner"

Proactical by DerekJay February 3, 2010

practical problems 

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems, not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

I solve practical problems, for instance: how am I going to stop some mean mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... Use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... Not pointed at you.

practical problems by Uttercolor February 16, 2021

Practicap-Moment 

A Practicap moment, or pulling a Practicap, is defined as the action where Practicap sucks doopy for cat pics.

Practicap: "I love you doopy"
"this is such a practicap-moment"

Practicap-Moment by yabujin June 13, 2021

Practica Musica 

An evil computer program made by satin that attempts to teach musically gifted students (who may or may not have any interest in becoming a musician) music theory. With exercises ranging from cord progression to speed intervals, one will be left exasperated. When you get one answer correct you get one point, but when you answer one of the questions incorrectly you lose everything... including your self esteem. Those who passed an exercise either cheated off a friend or had weeties for breakfast. Those who pass the entire course are complete losers and deserve to be shunned from society.

Side effects include: hurty headaches, frustration, humiliation, an obscure feeling of wanting to kick babies

Music student A: Hey wanna work on practica musica during a free period?
Music student B: go fuck yourself

Practica Musica by Theefinisher February 11, 2010

practical intelligence 

A combination of street smarts and common sense. Not book smarts, useful smarts.

"He didn't get an education but he has practical intelligence"

practical intelligence by Winged Scourge May 20, 2010

practical joke 

is a trick played on someone that is meant to be funny for people watching, though normally embarrassing for the person being tricked.

What would you do if someone called you saying they were Barack Obama? Florida Congresswoman Ileana Ros-Lehtinen got a call just like that the other day and like many people would, she assumed it was a radio station practical joke.

practical joke by shracaneits January 16, 2009

Protoctical Illusion 

Noun: The answer one correctly guesses when, in fact, they acutally "pulled it out" of their rear-end.

David Copperfield is very skilled at entertaining us with optical illusions, whereas, John Kerry just as skilled with a Protoctical Illusion.

Protoctical Illusion by TomShark, President/CEO of Oddly Enough February 5, 2007