Poptart

when a enormous bump swells on a woman genitalia

*Jeff* "you seen Stacy Poptart bro?"
*Rian* "yeah bro that shit nasty as fuck! it almost popped in my mouth!"
*Jeff* " I accidently touched it! we can never have a threesome again"
NARRATOR ~ And that's how Jeff and Rian knew they were GAY.

by PT4L February 16, 2019

POPTART$

less of a thing but more an idea (like giygas)

POPTART$ X Giygas

Gabe:who's POPTART$
Alex:something to wonder about

Ig:untitled_k2ng

Twitter:POPTARTS86

by POPTART$ March 11, 2023

Poptarting

When the girl flicks the balls repeatedly until you ejaculate on a pop tart and slap her in the face with it while you eat the other pop tart.

Bryson- Hey you wanna try poptarting?

Emily- Sure what do i do?

Bryson- Here hold these pop tarts and ill show you

by lihams22 February 20, 2014

poptart

Someone, usually a man, who is tough on the outside... but soft in the middle.

Megan: That guy seems so mean!!
Kerri: No.... He's just a poptart:)

by yourmoms...hot...mmmm June 21, 2009

poptart

a slang word for e tard created by D.A.T

"Kay has turned into a DAMN poptart"

by d.a.t April 8, 2008

poptart

a teenage girl pop rock singer

Britney Spears is a poptart.

by Kirby December 31, 2003

Poptart

A reference to players in certain video games (Mechwarrior, Halo, etc...) who jump up from behind obstacles that conceal them to shoot the opposing team or player. A very n00by person poptarts alot, almost as their sole form of combat.

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot*

Mechwarrior Vipetheviper: "C'mon Blaza, don't be such a poptart! You have more dignity than that."
Mechwarrior Blaza: "Oh yea? What'll you do about it."

*Blaza jumps from behind a hill and kills vipetheviper with one shot AGAIN*

by TShead April 29, 2008