pedobear'd

To plant child pornography on someone's computer or other electronic device, in an effort to frame them of a crime.

His attorney got him off by arguing that he was pedobear'd by a vengeful ex-girlfriend.

by c0rpus June 27, 2011

Pedobear syndrome

Growing a beard and being in close proximity of people younger than you.

Person 1: What's up with Owen?
Person 2: Errgh.. the weird old guy with the beard in our year?
Person 1: Ya, has he got like pedobear syndrome.
Person 3: I heard he's got secondyearaphobia.

by Jackkie92 October 18, 2011

Angry Pedobear

Basically, the Angry Teddybear under 18 version.

Ralf: Dude, I gave your daughter the angry pedobear last night.
Bill: What the fuck? Shes 5.

by Your alcoholic father. April 3, 2010

Pedrobear

Pedrobear is the spanish version of Pedobear. Pedrobear has a hard time getting his prey. He travels around the US. He speaks spanish, but he understand english. Sometimes he'll try and speak english, which usually results in the following:

Pedrobear: Me gusta

8 year old: ?

Pedrobear: Me gustas tu

8 year old: ....?

Pedrobear: Wanna see my snake?

8 year old: You have a snake? Where? :D

*Pedrobear drops his pants*

*8 year old runs away screaming*

by wtf mate ^^ June 16, 2011

pedo bear

- an animated bear who is a pedophile.

Damn, those Loli pics you sent me are great...pedo bear approved man!

by sergT March 17, 2008

Pedobeastiality

Pedobeastiality: a relationship involving underage kids and animals.

Brian and Stewie's relationship in Family guy. The shippers: their relationship is Pedobeastiality.

by League ruined my life January 19, 2021

pedobeardo

wierd, bearded man having fantasies about small children

'Those kids look nice, but now's not a good time,' thought the pedobeardo...'I think I'll procrasterbate and come back to school later.

by redes12 April 25, 2011