i said a joke not a poem

A phrase used by youtuber Jacksucksatlife when trolling a hacker on Play.Skycade.net and she wrote him a BLOODY POEM when he said he wanted a JOKE.

'Roses are red
Coal is black
Skycade is fun
I hope this is jack'
That was incredible jocie! But guess what.
I said a joke.
I didnt say a poem josie
I SAID A BLOODY JOKE, I DIDNT SAY A POEM
Where is the punchline, how is that a punchline 'skycade is fun' thats not a joke josie i said a joke not a poem josie I SAID A JOKE NOT A POEM

by EditorKaiIsABrush June 27, 2019

Poem

A measuring stick for the depth of one’s heart.

A poem: "Handshake"

"He comes to shake my hand; locking my palm in a grip of iron. One can only wonder why he chooses to hold me so firmly; in what is such a powerful vice of muscle and flesh? Is it my hand he intends to crush with this brutal grasp? Or is it the aspirations he believes I still hold for his woman? Could it be more? Could he actually be so foolish as to think it even possible to crush my very love for her with only but his fingers? HA!! Such is the reasoning of this simple fool. Let me assure you my friend, both hands and more will break before that day!"

by nethcev! September 10, 2006

Poemo

Everyone who's read an internet forum will have come across these needy individuals, randomly posting their sub-baudelaire, sub-robert smith, sub-fucking-MCR doggerell.

Thread Title: just a litle thing i wroet.. looking for a publisher.....tell me wat u thinklol!!

Message Body:



No, I can't do this; it's too painful. You've either been raped by a poemo, or you haven't. If not, I'm glad for you. I will never be clean again.

by yet_another_jimbob February 11, 2009

Poem

A great way for angst-ridden teens to vent their emotions using eloquent language and heart-wrenching content.

Poems don't usually include sarcasm, do they?

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

poem

Somewthing that someone write probably without using words like iambic pentamenter or enjanbment. They just wrote it, and if it wasnt right, they changed it till it was. Then someone other fucker came along and tortured hundreds of kids with endlessly boring drivel, when if the kids had just read the fucker, they might have enjoyed it, instead of in later life, burning all the books and rioting in the streets.

Here is your exam question: Based on the poem Daffodils by William Wordsworth, do you think he'd scored some good opium that morning. Discuss referring constantly to other examples, using words that are long and meaningless and won't help you in the real world.

by justplainevil June 12, 2004

Phoemela

Don't mess with her because her slaps will send you crying and flying. She can do 10 pushups and doesn't miss leg day. She's barely 4ft tall yet gives a tall person energy. TINY BUT MIGHTY. Btw, her eyebrows will snatch you and your man. She's trustworthy, sarcastic, and an attentive listener. She will be the first to comfort you with her jokes!

She's such a Phoemela.. I should be paying her for these therapy sessions.

by samairajohnson8293 November 23, 2021

Poem

po·em
noun
\ˈpō-əm, -im, ˈpōm also ˈpȯ(-)im, ˈpō-ˌem\
Definition of POEM

1:Something that is beautiful yet scarred, sweet yet fierce, joyous yet sorrowful, graceful yet clumsy, formal yet raw, tormented yet loved.

The most complex thing in this world is a poem.

by Mar Necrocon May 7, 2011