Pie I'd like to fuck; everyone has had one of these experiences.
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
You take a fresh baked oven out of the pie and it's sitting on the counter- mocking you. The only thing that can possibly overcome your lust for this fresh baked American goodness is some good fornication.
One must not go overboard when seeing just any pie. Many pies are attempting to be PILFs but us PILFHunters know the different- those imitation pies are just sluts!
Wife: Honey! I baked you a fresh pie!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
Husband: *blood begins to boil- level of lust increases* OMFG! I MUST HAVE YOU HONEY!
Wife: But baby, it's early in the afternoon!
Husband: NOT YOU! THAT PIE! It's totally a PILF!
by Edal January 30, 2009
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that girl is always pilfering though others things. they are pilfering through everyone's belonging.my things were pilfered by someone.
by babygirl11684 March 10, 2015
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Get the PILF mug.Much like MILF (Mom I'd Like to F**k) and DILF(Dad I'd Like to F**k), PILF is a gender-neutral term to either replace MILF and DILF or coexist alongside them.
Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.
Standing for Parent I'd Like to F**k, PILF will hopefully gain some popularity in communities where similar terms are used.
It could be especially useful for someone who's both hot, nonbinary, and has children, or various combinations of these factors.
"Wow, that PILF's really seggsy, I'd totally let them *insert dirty action here*!"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"
"That's a bit weird broski, but I respect your opinion. You like what you like amirite?"
by wefwidgewatow July 13, 2021
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PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.
PH.I.L.F.
PHilipina/Philipino I'd Like to Fuck. An extremely fine person of Filipino descent, with whom one would desire to fornicate lustfully.
by Mongol Cabelin September 4, 2007
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