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pustacheo

A crude sex act involving a man with a mustache, an oreo cookie and a vagina. First the oreo cookie is inserted in the vagina. Next the man with the mustache feeds from the vagina as best he can and tries to ingest the oreo cookie. If all is successful, then the act is considered a pustacheo.
man one- "Hey I just walked in on Hitler last night with his mistress! He was eating an oreo cookie out of her vagina! I should try that sometime!"

man two- "What?!?! you've never had a pustacheo?"
by cavemann December 13, 2008
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Pistachioism

A totally awesome religion in which the practice consists of eating lots and lots of pistachios and having other people mooch pistachios off of you.
The bigger your mound of pistachio shells on your desk, the more impressive and / or hungry you are.
Also commonly done instead of work that we should probably doing, mainly in Science class.

Founders of Pistachioism : Annie & Michele
( because we are that cool )
Instead of doing Physics work in the back row, we all practice a little Pistachioism instead.
by Annie and Michele March 19, 2008
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Pistachio

by ninjacow October 31, 2010
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pustache

A vaginal hairstyle.
That chick has a handlebar pustache.
by GregN January 26, 2007
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pistachio sex

when you’re both under the covers while having sex but the person on the bottom has just their head sticking out
hey paul how was your night?”
“it was amazing, me and stacey had pistachio sex!”
by sexybottom121 April 22, 2021
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hot pistachio

When you take a mans nut and put it in the microwave and drink it
Did your gir like that hot pistachio
by Bigdickbitches November 21, 2017
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National Pistachio Day

National Pistachio Day is today! Celebrate National Pistachio Day on February 26th every year!
National Pistachio Day is a day to celebrate Pistachios! National Pistachio Day is on February 26th every year! If you don't like Pistachios then this national holiday isn't for you. Have fun celebrating National Pistachio Day everyone!
by KassWritesDefinitions February 26, 2023
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