oyster diving

Lesbo Sex

"I don't know where Sasha went."
"She's Oyster Diving with Henrietta."

by AHK222 August 13, 2014

Goog oyster

A predecessor to the "mung barnacle", the goog oyster is a relatively large, moist, collection of shmutz found at the corners of the mouth. The "goog oyster" is usually found on ones mouth after excessive narcotic consumption, an extensive conversation with greg, or caused by excessive dairy consumption.

"Oi methbreath, wash off them goog oysters and brush ya fukn teeth, you smell like Shmidt".

by greg shmidt December 17, 2011

Mud Oyster

Wiped up remnants of climactic anal sex.

After a spirited round of anal play, Carl wiped the Mud Oyster from the tip of his knob with his girlfriend's blouse.

by Eaton Holgoode October 10, 2016

Kent Island Oystering

The act of cumming into your partners anus and having them push it back out into your cupped hand. They then proceed to slurp the semen from your hand like a freshly shucked oyster.

Jason and his date wanted to try some Kent Island Oystering.

by BellsBeach50 May 5, 2019

oyster flaps

ragged and/or loose vagina lips

At one time in her life Michelle had a tight vagina, but it had long since turned into a a pair of old oyster flaps.

by walterc April 8, 2013

Blue Oyster Cult

A New York rock n' roll band whose greatest singles feature Buck Dharma on vocals (however Eric Bloom is the lead vocalist). Famous for hits such as, "Burnin' For You", "Godzillia", and most well known, "(Don't Fear) The Reaper)".

Agents of Fortune by Blue Oyster Cult is a total fuck album
(from The Stoned Age, movie)

by Steagles April 9, 2006

Oysterpool

Noun: Oysterpool

At the conclusion of anal-intercourse, scooping the ejaculated semen (and fecal residue) from your partner's anus forming an oysterpool in your hand. Then placing your cupped hand containing the oysterpool in front of your partner's mouth for her taste.

Verb: Oysterpooled, oysterpooling

"I hooked up with chick last night and gave her the oysterpool"

Example how the partner can taste the oysterpool:

by royroy07 April 23, 2014