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Oregon tweaker’s dozen

An all encompassing unit of measurement that is one less than the prosecutable amount.
A woman with 38 pills of oxy is one short of an Oregon tweaker’s dozen. (40 being the prosecutable amount)
by Butters_PD November 21, 2020
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Oregonaut

Oregonaut

Or•e•gon•aut

/ORE-uh-g'nɑu̯t/

The word Oregonaut refers to someone in Oregon who experiments with altered states of consciousness, particularly as brought on by hallucinogenic drugs like ayahuasca or Psilocybin mushrooms, for the sake of spiritual or intrapersonal exploration.

While the term is often associated with drug use, an Oregonaut might also experiment with meditation, sensory deprivation, lucid dreaming, and other mind-altering practices.
Portland is brimming with Oregonauts now that drugs are legal
by TheTallestPsychonaut August 11, 2021
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Oregon

The best state in the USA. The land is lush, the mountains are amazing, and the rain is the best scent you'll ever experience. The summers are amazing--quite warm, but never muggy--and the winters are the perfect time to go skiing on one of Oregon's many amazing mountains!

Oregonians are quite proud of their heritage when encountered on the east coast and take very personally when east coasters pronounce their state incorrectly.

P.S.~Oregonians can pronounce Nevada correctly, too.
I want to go to Oregon NOW!!
by MSS March 20, 2005
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Oregon

State in the USA.
Some cool things about Oregon:
Fir trees.
Heavenly rain that's good for you in many ways.
Fir trees.
Wood, lots of it.
Oregon marionberry.
Mt Hood, great place for snow related sports.
Fir trees.
Tillamook Creamery.
Portland: very unusually clean & friendly city.
No sales tax!!!
Fir trees.
Gasoline is graciously pumped for you, stay in the car.
Pendelton round-up (rodeo).
Excellent farm land.
Fir trees.
Crater lake.
Fir trees.
Fir trees.

Did I mention that there's lots of fir trees in Oregon?

Oregon is pronounced similar to carbon, not polygon.
Or-eh-gun.

Oregon suffers from a moderately poor economy, however nobody really notices it because there's so many services, and so many other cool things about Oregon that you'd never care if it did effect you, unless you're a Californian by heart.

However, I'm obligated to say that Oregon REALLY sucks, so you won't move in.
"Welcome to Heaven, I mean Oregon!" -meselfs, welcoming born again Washingtonians.

"Move to upstate New York???? YOU WON'T TAKE ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" -meselfs, talking to parents when 9 years old.

"Hey cool, it's raining. Again." -Everyone.

Grandma: "You're soaking wet, meselfs! Take a poncho next time!"
meselfs: "You're no Oregonian. I don't know you."
by meselfs May 22, 2005
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oregon

No sales tax and people pump your gas for you and minimum wage is 7.25! I'm all for it!
Let go to Oregon so we dont have to pump our own gas!
by danielle October 10, 2003
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Medford Oregon

Medford is the largest city in Southern Oregon located approximately 27 miles North of the California boarder. 75 miles from the Pacific Ocean. Elevation 1,382 ft.

Our city population is approximately 77,000 not including the surrounding small towns.
County Seat of Jackson County, Oregon.
2 City High Schools: North Medford (Black Tornado: Black and Red). South Medford (Panthers: Blue and White). Several Private Schools.
Beautiful Mountains and rivers!
All 4 seasons.
Light snow in winter, if any.
Warm to hot summers.
Lumber industry killed by the tree huggers.
Language: ENGLISH!
If you call it "Methford", it's because you're a "Meth Head"!

Visitors Gladly Welcome, but do not move to Medford! See our sites, buy our products and then GET OUT!
Medford Oregon, Medford, Oregon, beautiful, I5, green,
by Mississa October 24, 2009
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Porkland, Oregon

Portland, Oregon. "Porkland" refers to the fact that many women in Portland are fugly, frumpish, and frequently overweight. Hence, "Porkland - the Other White Meat" as often heard on the Tom Leykis Show.
My 400 lb ex girlfriend lives in Porkland, Oregon.
by Mykey1 September 26, 2006
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