OITUS

Only in the US.

Bob: Did you guys hear? Jimmy got arrested for buying coca-cola. The cops thought it was coke, as in cocaine!
John: OITUS!

by chemefork July 28, 2009

Obituaries

1. A list of the dead, or a register of anniversary days when service is performed for the dead.

OBITUARIES: That which pertains to, or is called forth by, the obit or death of a person; esp., an account of a deceased person; a notice of the death of a person, accompanied by a biographical sketch

by rdario43 July 18, 2009

onit

- On top of it
- got it under control.

1.Don't worry about the details, Sara, I'm onit.

2.Hey man, Dave can handle it all, he's always onit.

by Lift-ticket November 29, 2006

OMniture

OMniture is furniture that eats you, or that you fall into.

When Jaime sat on the couch she disappeared into the cushions. She learned the couch was more than just furniture, it was is OMniture!

by unodeellos September 14, 2009

Onit

Verb - To consume copious amounts of alcohol
Noun - An alcoholic beverage

Verb
"Let's get onit."
"F*CK'N ONIT!!!"
"Wanna get onit on Friday?"
"Were you onit last night"

Noun
"I've only got one onit left"
"Lets shoot down the road to get some onit's"
"Did you bring any onits?"

by DvL1337 March 5, 2019

OniGuri Club

A group of Middle school girls in a club who enjoy manga, anime and Japaneese pop culture. Most of them are in love with the popular Fruits Basket Charachter, Kyo

Ellen: Oh my God! Did you see what Kerry gave me for Christmas!?!?!?!?
Katherine: She gave you a poster of Kyo too?!?!?! AGH I LOVE KYO SO MUCH!!!!
Ellen: He's so Dreamy! I just want to hug him!
Katerine: But then he'll turn into a cat!!!

A good idea for the next OniGuri club discussion: How the rest of the world can live with you people.

by ASLN!!!! July 20, 2008

Onturn7

A guy on youtube who does diving videos and sometimes does tutorials and even though he makes money from it he thinks he's king of the fucking world around his friends cause of it and he always says "It's my Job" and no one gives a shit. He also Loves his bestfriend who goes out with his other bestfriend. He also thinks he's hot shit cause he has a mustache and a beard. He's pretty cool though in his own little way. His name is also Michael Boyle. This is also the only username he uses and he has a lot of accounts.

Me: Hey dude, wazzup? Have you seen dat guyz new vid?
Dooshbag Friend: Nah breh, whut guy?
Me: Maaaaan wtf, you neva hear of dat coo guy Onturn7?
Dooshbag Friend: Oh dat nigga?

by Onturn7 January 7, 2012