Lift-ticket's definitions

hump

the person sitting in the middle of the back seat, not to be confused to the middle seat in the front which of course is the bitch seat.

I didn't notice the fuzz following us because tall-ass Jason was sitting hump & I couldn't see out the back.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

dick dunk

a.k.a. - pecker splash,water wiener,dick dip, cock splash, etc.
Dick dunk is a term used when you cop a squat to take a shit & your pecker tip dangles down into the toilet water. An absolutely horrible occurance that requires an immediate sink splash.

Oh, I had to take a mega shit & I had no time to drive home so I had to use the gas station lou. It was ripe in there & to make matters worse, I did a little dick dunk when I sat down, so I had to do a sink splash before I even got a chance to shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

C.H.S.

1. Acronym for Cheap Hair Spray.
2. Term used to describe a skank.
3. The "cheap hair spray odor" is unmistakable & used to describe skanky or slutty women w/o them knowing what you are saying . . . until now.

After "catching a whiff" of the C.H.S., Tony quickly changed his mind about asking Amy for a dance.

by lift-ticket July 29, 2006

obviass

When someone is stating something blatantly obvious just to be a dick.

. . . driving around forever trying to get out of the parking garage when suddenly all four passengers notice the large EXIT sign.
Steve: Hey, I think it's right up there under the "EXIT" sign.
Joe: No shit, Steve. Don't be such an obviass.

by lift-ticket March 30, 2009

O clamp

"O" clamp or "Orgasm Clamp" is a term used to describe the action when a woman orgasms so visciously that she siezes up & clamps her legs together so tightly she forces the penis out temporarily. "O" clamp usually lasts only a few seconds, but can be very frustrating when you are doing the deed & almost there yourself when she gets selfish & forces you to wait on deck.

I was givin' it to Julie last night & about to blow when she pulled the O clamp on me & I accidentally splooged on her brand new jacket.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006

onit

- On top of it
- got it under control.

1.Don't worry about the details, Sara, I'm onit.

2.Hey man, Dave can handle it all, he's always onit.

by Lift-ticket November 29, 2006

church it up

to make something appear better or nicer than it actually is.

Don't try to church it up man, it's a piece of shit.

by lift-ticket July 30, 2006