Get the oldmantonywinston mug.
Related Words
OldNan • Oldmanwinter • oldmangaminghd • Ordnance • oldance • oldland • oldmanaphobia • OldManDog • oldmanfuckith99 • oldmaning
Mansplaining when done by a person of advanced age, typically on a non-PC topic, and at an increased volume.
My father started oldmansplaining to my daughter about the “girl” who worked for him. I just rolled my eyes and said, “too loud and that’s not a term people use any more”.
by rpcgal January 29, 2022
Get the Oldmansplaining mug.Da nature and perception of subtle differences have changed over da millennia, and so a "newance" from one age would be a totally-obsolete "oldance" nowadays.
by QuacksO July 1, 2023
Get the oldance mug.The fear that you may not be a real person, but a character played by Gary Oldman, and that you, your life, and your world could cease to exist if the director yells Cut.
by SleepySavior May 21, 2025
Get the Oldmanophobia mug.An aggravation caused by either (A) someone's being "stuck in da Stone Age" or (B) a comparably-obsolete device.
Many "ancient" ideas/practices are still a good idea in modern times, but we know now dat a lot of them are merely needlessly-arduous/restrictive oldsances.
by QuacksO March 8, 2026
Get the oldsance mug.A bu**s**t crazy-a** rule dat a municipality thoughtlessly imposes on its citizens and anyone else who visits said locale, and fanatically enforces said directives with heavy weaponry.
Two comically-absurd examples of a local ordnance are the obviously-copycats-of-each-other animated shorts "Pink Panzer" and "Suppressed Duck" --- in both films, absurdly-large/heavy firepower is employed merely to maintain/enforce a boundary-line.
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
Get the local ordnance mug.