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The best player on Australian Minecraft servers. He has the best cps clocking in at 40 000.
Oh my god that was such an OldNan move
OldNan by Sharpner // 2pe February 23, 2020
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Gary Oldman 

1) An actor whose talent, popularity and value is undermined by the society. See also underrated
2) A satire to award centers like The Academy Awards (Oscars) or Golden Globes, along with actors like Joaquin Phoenix, Brad Pitt, Edward Norton, Johnny Depp, Tom Cruise, Glenn Close...
Sad fact: Gary Oldman has only one oscar nominations and no golden globe nominations at all.

Rational guy: "Why would Gary Oldman want an oscar? I tdon't think he has time for this Mickey Mouse Bull Shit."
Gary Oldman by kdrng June 7, 2016

oldmaning 

when an old man texts an old man simultaneously while eating a can of spaghetti and looking at pictures of a daisy duck.
stop oldmaning
oldmaning by oldmacdonaldadafarm April 13, 2014

gay oldman 

1) When you want to search about Gary Oldman in google and forgot the "r".

2) The other way round
My friend checks my computer browsing history.
Friend: (shocked) You searched for gay oldman?

Me: Woa Woa not so loud! I meant to type Gary Oldman. Chill bro.

Victims of typing illiteracy, I am sorry for you. Type wisely next time.
gay oldman by kdrng June 5, 2016

Gary Oldman 

1.(adj) To change physical appearance, demeanor, and voice; to be chameleon-like 2. (v) To stand behind an opened door as someone walks through it, at which point you push it slowly closed to sneak up on them.
Way to pull a Gary Oldman on me as I walked in the door.
Gary Oldman by Trent Bramer September 3, 2005

oldmangaminghd 

Plays games
Youtuber
Dad of TanqR
oldmangaminghd
oldmangaminghd by Prestige E October 15, 2020

Aviation Ordnance 

A group of Marines that have the physical features of greek gods. Able to lift heavy objects unlike there inferior aviation counterparts. Pose a seroius health threat to any one who desicrates there creed or makes any attempt to sabotage there wings or comes within 5 feet of them. Known for producing sticky green tape and wraping up there victims in the form of mummys, then beating there legs. If you dispute this definition please visit your local Aviation Ordnance shop and file your complaint, IYAOYAS.
Have you seen LCpl smuckatellie? No, he went to ordnance to file a complaint yesterday.

Did you know Cpl Beltbuckle is trying to lat move to Aviation Ordnance!? He cant do that! One of the requirements is to be hung like a horse.

(PMO) Were looking for suspects on a complaint filed last night. What was the complaint? Well apparently someone stole all the beer from someones fridge in base housing then had sexual relations with multiple females in the persons garage. ooooooh, Ordnance shop is two doors down.
Aviation Ordnance by IYAOYAS 1 July 30, 2010
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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