odilf

Old Dude I'd Like to Fuck

"Man, look at Brad Pit. He is past 40 and still an odilf!"
"I don't know, Jon Stewart is my example of a odilf in his prime..."

by odilf hunter February 1, 2009

oblifarto

Obligated to fart

Friend 1: I’m oblifarto
Friend 2: hi oblifarto! I’m their name
Friend 1: *fart*

by Lb.q2 December 23, 2021

obile

a slng name for police

the fucking obile are on the way

by dane March 19, 2004

OBILIH

Oh Baby I like it Hard

;) OBILIH

by sexyemobabe February 21, 2009

oblifavor

When an acquaintance or friend "asks" you to do a favor for them, then gets pissed off when you are unwilling, because they feel that you are obligated to do it for whatever reason.
Also known as a "demand."

Ash: "Dude, Christopher just asked me if he could live here for a week while he tries to find another place."

Josh: "Tell him to live out of his car, like the pioneers did."

Ash: "I did, and then he accused me of being selfish. I hate it when people ask me for oblifavors."

by AshesAwesome January 14, 2010

Oilfield Mafia

A group of individuals employed in the oilfield industry who feel obtaining liquid gold gives them a god like complex. Unfortunately in most cases this group is usually comprised of men who wear dirty jeans even on days off to simulate working all the time and possess below average IQs and penis size. These downfalls are usually compensated with large trucks and even larger tires.

Wife: The neighbors are always staring at me because we can’t have a car that’s not a truck with an oilfield mafia sticker on the back.

Husband: I will spit in anyone’s face who disrespects that sticker. Those school teachers didn’t teach me anything compared to what my brothers taught me.

Wife: I want a divorce

Husband: Hell yeah brother, single life, oilfield mafia.

Wife: Blank stare, leaves slowly

by DD Alwhiney June 8, 2019

Oilf

Ogre I’d like to fuck.

Shrek is an oilf.

by Spicyspectrum May 18, 2021