Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

Oatmeal by papashankfoot December 6, 2019

Oatmeal

Penis

Oatmeal. Penis

Oatmeal by The Mail Man has men May 6, 2020

Oatmeal

A caramel light-skinned black girl

I'm in love with the oatmeal!

Oatmeal by teamswirl420 July 20, 2016

oatmeal

A phrase used by men to describe there penis when performing sexual acts with women.

Joe you gotta get some brown sugar on your oatmeal

She said she was bleeding so I told her to suck my oatmeal

oatmeal by Christhakilla January 3, 2008

oatmeal

male person

"oatmeal person"

oatmeal by noixz January 15, 2009

Oatmeal slide 

When cum drips out of an orifice into a waiting mouth. Like a vodka slide of cum.

She sat there with her mouth open forever waiting for him to cum to enjoy her oatmeal slide.

Oatmeal slide by Dirtygirl75 July 8, 2011

oatmeal brain 

When someone's brain deteriorates over time due to alcohol/drugs/sleep deprivation, etc. Symptoms of oatmeal brain: memory loss, impaired motor function, slurred voice, stumbling, slow speech.

John, you can't remember anything. You have oatmeal brain right now!

oatmeal brain by PinkPanther13 May 28, 2018