Definitions by papashankfoot

Oatmeal

Synonym for dumbass, or dickhead, but can be used as a filler weird to describe someone you dislike or if someone did something unlikable/lame.

Yo, John just told me Africa was a country. He’s such an oatmeal.

Oatmeal by papashankfoot December 6, 2019

CW 

An abbreviation for "can't wait" or "cannot wait"

cw to see you all next year!!

CW by papashankfoot June 19, 2017

Greek Nose 

The shape of someone's nose when they fall in the shower.

Dude, I saw that you got a Greek Nose! I'm so sorry.

Greek Nose by papashankfoot March 30, 2017

Greek Nose 

A nose that was broken while falling in the shower. Origins: A Greek kid fell in the shower and we thought it was funny.

"I like your Greek Nose"
"Did you see that kid with that Greek Nose?"

Greek Nose by papashankfoot September 30, 2016