vaginal orifice

Formal name for the hole that men insert their erect penises into in order to reproduce and/or most often for pleasure. In other words, it's the hole that men like to fuck and make babies in.

I want to have sex in your vaginal orifice, babe. What can I say?

by JobesJeebs May 27, 2008

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orifice

any hole on the body you can stick your finger into.

she told me to pick an her orifice, so i jammed my cock up her nose.

by squaggles November 21, 2010

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J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice)

A fictional, vestigial Orifice hidden deep in the anal cavity. Seldom cleaned and commonly burdened with excessive waste material, it is generally understood to be an undesirable hole.

The Jucuntius orifice is located several inches deep into the anal cavity and is 2 inches deep x 1 inch wide.

Oh! I'm an A-hole, well you're a J-hole!

The J-hole (The Jucuntius Orifice) is worse than the anus.

by Gester Ghost September 24, 2010

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Orifice

A Gynaecologist Office.

Gynaecologist ariving home. Wife says "Did you have a nice day at the orifice dear"?

by Unknown Angel October 4, 2005

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Orifice Ejaculation

Occurs when one ejaculates through every orifice of the body: Ears, nose, mouth, etc. It is described as a very powerful feeling, many times more powerful than one's average daily splooge. A test conducted last year revealed that the orifice ejaculation has a hormone release 69 times greater than that of masturbation, cocaine, and shrooms combined.

Note: the ability to orifice ejaculate is extremely rare, so rare that certain people exalt them as rulers or even deities. This is known as orificism.

I just can't wait to tell my wife I had an orifice ejaculation last night

by sniquemazter November 22, 2016

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Orefice

Italian for "Gold Digger", not the Kanye West song, but an actual gold mine worker. It is pronounced "Or-ref-a-cha" (long a) and it is commonly mistaken for "Orifice" which is a hole, or a bodily opening. DO NOT GET THEM MIXED UP. Notice the spelling difference.

Teacher taking attendance: " **** Orefice?"
Student: "Here."
Teacher: "That's really your last name?
Student: "Yes...."
Teacher: "That Sucks!!!"

by Axl Budda May 4, 2009

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