Noobioes

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

noobieos

Cereal that pros eat for breakfast. Such as, they own noobs when they're partially awake.

Yo, I ate some noobieos in CS for breakfast. ROFLCOPTER!

by Ekips October 6, 2006

noobish delight

a noobish sort of food that does not take any cooking experience to make.

Noobish delights are Pizza pops, pop tarts.(cereal if not putting any fruit in it)

by Some random bored kid May 6, 2009

Noobicle

A small compartment, as for work or study for the newest hire. Usually next to the restroom, far from the break room and/or situated where anyone can catch you shirking on Facebook.

Noob+Cubicle=Noobicle

Josh just started working at the firm so they gave him the noobicle

by deshoda October 14, 2010

Nobixing

The actions performed by a Nobix.

The slow, self loathing, sitting in dark corners type actions.

In addition, when a nobix does something non-nobixs' consider to be strange, this action is referred to as 'nobixing'

nobix. fuck off nobix.

For example, trying to lick the elbow of your own arm in an attempt to win five bucks from your mates.

This action would be deemed as 'nobixing'.

Quit nobixing you nobix!

by Jess Grembetski May 17, 2011

Noobity

The naked ignorance demonstrated by a noob.

One player says to noob player who just did something wrong, "You're such an embarrassing public display of noobity!"

by J_Boogieman2 December 19, 2012

nobit

a short hairy penis " nob hobbit"

That guy had a nobit, I saw it in the shower

by Blumchuck January 11, 2015