noobieos 

Cereal that pros eat for breakfast. Such as, they own noobs when they're partially awake.

Yo, I ate some noobieos in CS for breakfast. ROFLCOPTER!

noobieos by Ekips October 6, 2006

Noobiest 

The noob with the least expierience. Somebody who sucks more than other noobs. Used as an insult by people, usually gamers, to say, you're worse than all the other noobs.

Noob playing counter-strike: Omg@#, How do I picks up teh weaponz#$?

Expert playing counter-stirke: Omg gawd..you are teh noobiest!!@#

Noobiest by Hackneyed August 25, 2006

Noobioes 

Noobioes - similar to Cheerioes (but really quite the opposite), is commonly referred to as "The Breakfast of Champions". Noobioes is made mainly of Noobs, in fact, any impurities in Noobioes is frowned upon in the elite community. Noobioes (when in its purest form) consists entirely of ground noob, purified finely in the Grinder, and shaped into small 'O' shaped cereal (Also check out AlphaNoobs in the breakfast aisle - noobioes in the shape of the alphabet! The breakfast of champions in training!). Noobioes should be consumed before gaming, hacking, modding, or anytime the craving of billions of noobs all in one bowl is had.

"Aww dude I'm getting owned today!"
"I'm not, I had my fill of Noobioes, The Breakfast Of Champions, this morning"
"Shit man, I'm fresh out of noobioes... got some AlphaNoobs, The Breakfast Of Champions In Training, though!"

Noobioes by Carson Myers August 1, 2007

NoobiestNoob 

1) A person who has very low confidence in playing dota and often refers to himself as Noob or noobiest noob. This is of course in an attempt to put down the effort one has to contribute in the game. By refering to him/her self as noob, they believe that teammates expect less out of them and they can get away with being noob (although its really a self confidence issue). Prefered heroes include: Nai'x, Faceless Void, PA, any hero which needs to farm + autoattack. (They dont have confidence to use spells).

2) True Captain
3) True Patriot
4) True Boziatis

5) The Dean
6) NoobiestNoob
7) eagl(without e)_down_under

1) Eh True Captain stop calling yourself NoobiestNoob, you're after all the true captain.

2) NoobiestNoob has entered the room
2 mins later....
NoobiestNoob pulled plug due to low confidence

NoobiestNoob by PicNikPic May 28, 2011

noobies 

the crumbs that are left over at the bottom of a bag of chips

"hey, are you going to eat those noobies?

noobies by dirtydanny January 12, 2009

noobies 

(1).Boobies found upon the chest of a noob, most likely a fat one.
(2).Breasts of an obese nerd and/or geek.

Guy 1: Hey dude, look at that nerd run, it's like there's a Best Buy sale going on!
Guy 2: HAHA Yeah! Looks like a nerdy Baywatch episode with his noobies flopping around like that.

noobies by niteC May 7, 2007

noobios 

A fat, sluggish child who considers school as home because of financial problems in their humble abode. They either live under a bridge and sleep on mat stuck together by semen, or just ask for cocaine or contraband for their birthday.

Zack is such a fat noobios, don't you think? His parents would rather spend their nonexistent money on a pirated IPhone 10 than even consider fixing their walls.

noobios by KinkyNonk September 19, 2019