nutters

nut-ters nuht-ers
-slang noun
1.) testicles. used to nut-out jism.

-British slang adjective
2.) nutter in singular form refers to a/an jack-off or asshole person.

Before my whore-tits ex-girlfriend kicked me out of her apartment she kicked me in the fuckin' nutters!

or

Man, did you hear that dudes woman swamp-stomped his round n' lows and threw him out the house? I hear he just took it like a little bitch. Fuckin' nutter(jackoff)!

or

He thought I parked the car shitty so the fuckin' nutter (asshole) keyed my shit up.

by blueballnutterjisms November 1, 2009

nutter

The creeps that come into a stickam chat/live and want to show their private parts to anyone. Often just want some to 'watch' as they beat it.

I banned a really old nutter today, it was disgusting.

by cashit August 30, 2009

nutter

A guy with only one testicle.

This nutter won't stop texting me.

by YouzAHoe9284 March 15, 2009

nuttering

The mutterings of a nutter or crank

See also: nutter

"...he walked off whilst nuttering
some not very nice words to me"

"So I finished the on the phone and walked back to the Hostel, sort of just nuttering to myself, "y'know, I could've sworn I was just groped by an aborigine"."

by Nupe July 24, 2004

nutters

1. an angry baby squirrel that attacks when provoked.

Dale screamed like a little school girl when Nutters the teeny, tiny baby squirrel ran up his leg.

by Bud E Love May 15, 2003

nutter

gross, mushy, sticky, slimy, or oily things. things such as cum, horse poop, and peanut butter to name a few.

(n) "yo dude, you have some nutter on your face"
(v) "don't nutter!"

by Prince Henry December 9, 2009

Nutters

Persons who peel nut film during a Nut-Job, usually taking place as a Spring Cleaning and paid in half, moldy nuts.

1. The nutters were upset because they didn't get enough of half, moldy nuts that week. After hours of peeling and slaving over a hot nut.

by TheNutters2008 July 6, 2008