the fear of nuclear war

What I have

I have a fear of nuclear war. You should have the fear of nuclear war

by A_Strawberry July 12, 2021

nutless

Not in posession of ones male reproductive organs. This does not include the penis as it is merely a delivery device.

After Brads bull riding accident, he became nutless.

by Snot416 August 1, 2007

nutless monkey

noun: someone with no particular skill.

The phrase appears in the movie Tropic Thunder, when the character Les Grossman (played by Tom Cruise) tells a studio executive "A nutless monkey could do your job."

by Lorem Ipsum December 4, 2013

Nuclear Roach

A Nuclear Roach is a person or some living creature that sticks around you constantly. You can't get rid of them and they stick to you like leeches, barely leaving you any free time and driving you insane. They are that "one friend " you dread, or that one "pet" you regret getting. Nuclear Roaches are constant nuisances and burdens and you literally can't get rid of them.

Omg. My Boyfriend is such a Nuclear Roach. I can't stand him, he won't get away from me and follows me around all the time.

Omg, that dog is such nuclear roach. He destroys everything. we just can't get rid of the damn thing. That nuclear roach!

by transgirl2016 May 24, 2018

Nacho Nucleus

The center part and main chip(s) of a bowl of nachos that holds all the nachos together. It contains the most chips, cheese and toppings in the whole bowl.

"Every pile of Nachos has one main chip that holds the whole thing together! The Nacho Nucleus! You don't take the Nucleus! You work around it!
...you honor it!" -Doug from the King of Queens.

by TheFiend138 July 29, 2014

Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea

Diarrhea so powerful it instantly destroys your toilet, and tears a small hole in the space time continuim. It is like (Diarrhea) except it's flow is near unstoppable by any mortal being. It is very powerful, and can occour at anytime. Is usually unexpected, and can leave one with large holes in their pants. When this occours, one should immediatly head to the nearest washroom, or atleast away from any public place. Usually requires 5 or 6 rolls of toilet paper to clean up. Beware that this may be re-occuring, and if it is, make sure you visit a doctor A.S.A.P. for this can leave you dehydrated and may cause you to lose up to 130 pounds.

After that night of eating 400 pounds of jalapeno peppers, i had an extreme case of Nuclear Explosive Diarrhea. At first i thought it was regular explosive diarrhea, but then i noticed a large portal around me, and i noticed a deadly aroma that ended up killing 600,000 unsuspecting people.

by Dr. Ryan Currie Sucks! May 13, 2005

nukles

a name i was called by a guy making fun of my name nuklyex while i was raiding his stream

"whats this guys name?"
"nu-nu, nukles?"
me-"kill me"

by nuklyex October 22, 2019