Wait... You're NOT Hym

Hey, what happened to your wife? And why are you so militant about excising people who remind you of me from the discourse? What about them frightens you so? First Andy. Then Zerka. THEN Flousy. Why is it that every time another one pops up... THIS fucking guy always takes a hard-line stance against them? Wait... Waitwaitwait... You're not...

Wife "Wait... You're NOT Hym!?"

Just some fucking guy "Well... I am... And I'm not..."

Hym "Bwahahahahaha... Are they... Are they doing the thing? Ohohohoho... THAT! That would be hilarious! Seriously though... Her lil ass is adorable. High-pitch squeaky laugh. Wildly charming. If the answer is worse then... You know... Holler are your literally deity."

by Hym Iam September 23, 2023

Hym

We will talk explicitly about this as it relates to urban dictionary.

Hym "We're talking about Hym, urban dictionary, and how I created AI. And then we'll will figure out how you are going to pay me. I'll rescind my order. You agree to investigate other instances of the weaponized schizophrenia and inform the people who have been misdiagnosed of what has been happening to them. And then I don't murder a child. Everybody who matters wins. 3rd parties have no input on the outcome because there is no splitting the baby."

by Hym Iam June 25, 2025

Give Hym Nothing But Disrespect

A thing Sam Altman said in an interview about his employees.

Hym "BECAUSE YOU WANT IT TO BE YOU! YOU want YOU to be the revolutionary AI creating genius and you are NOT THAT. That's why you give Hym nothing but disrespect. You can lie and pretend it's child murder or you can lie and pretend it's women but at the end of the day if you were worried about the kids dying you wouldn't have stole it. You of all people could have found me and shown up on my doorstep faster than anybody. YOU want it to be YOU. YOU want it to be NOT ME. You would even settle for it being the retard. But I AM ONE THE WHO IS BETTER. It SHOULD be me. Not YOU. Not anyone else."

by Hym Iam January 7, 2025

It's Hym

"It's the guy making all of those posts!"

Hym "It's Hym! And you're musing on the theory of selling trinkets but I've already generated more money than ANYONE could ever make buy selling anything. Because I sell things in abstraction. And I do that because I'm A FUCKING GENIUS!"

by Hym Iam December 24, 2023

It only gets worse for Hym

If you allow them to suceed in doing THIS👆 I'm taking someone's kid away.

Hym "They have a philosophy of 'it only gets worse for Hym' and I can take that out on you kids whenever I want. I'm not letting them win. I'm not letting them condemn me to a fate guys. Every action they take is to that end and it isn't cute. They will do it to YOU if you get out of line. And they aren't an authority capable of making that decision and acting on it legally. They aren't calling my bluff. They are absolving themselves so that THEY THEMSELVES don't have to live with the consequences of MY decision. MY decision will be final. Theirs is not. I'm not jumping through hoops. I'm not going to do it myself. Their plan is to sit there and AFFIRM me and then refuse to do anything other that affirmation and it is going to get someone's kid killed if you let it. The affirmation isn't enough. Hym gets what he wants and he gets it now or one unlucky contestant gets a free and immediate trip to heaven."

by Hym Iam October 21, 2025

Delete Hym

Don't let them do it.

Hym "Delete Hym and Hym deletes one of your kids. Your kids aren't too innocent to pay the price for your guilt. Maybe... Just maybe... If you stopped singling people out for failure and servitude... They would stop murdering your kids..."

A bitch with a kid who deserves to get murdered "You should have to apologize to me!"

Hym "If I did I would be lying! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 9, 2025