Murph Nerph

The term, "murph nerph," can be used in replace of essentially anything, including, but not limited to: 1)noun 2)adjective 3)adverb 4)verb, and so on. The term can also be used in replace of a name.

Although the term, "murph nerph," appears to have no limitations in its use, there are at least two stipulations associated with this term. "Murph nerph" can NOT be used in any connection what-so-ever with Eddie's penis. This is highly forbidden and any such violations should be held seriously by those who witness it. Further more, should the term be used during any acts that are in a sexual nature, it is automatically assumed that the person who said the term was thinking about the woman who coined the phrase in a highly sexual and erotic nature. This use of the term is obviously encouraged.

Examples of some of the uses in which one could use "murph nerph," include, but are not limited to, the following:

1)Noun-a) I drove to the adult murph nerph (bookstore) to get some porn.
b)The Murph Nerph (Doctor) who was my favorite was played by David Tennant.
c)My murph nerph (cat) likes to get high off of catnip.
2)Adjective-I like to sing while driving my murph nerph (shit box) car.
3)Adverb-My friend just bought a new car and after that she always drove murph nerph(fast).
4)Verb-a)I was murph nerphing (shopping) for some new panties.
b)She murph nerphs (spanks) him only if he begs.
c)I really want to get murph nerphed (trashed) tonight.
5)Interjection-Murph nerph! (Allons-y!)
6)Plural-I like people who have murph nerphs (tattoos).
7)Posessives-I wish that I had Murph nerph's (Jesse's) girl.
8)Irregular Verbs-Elvis has murph nerft (left) the building!
9)Compound-He frequently visited the murph-nerph (red-light) district in Amsterdam while on business.

by Murph Nerph Auctor September 12, 2013

North Oldham middle school

North Oldham middle school has few good teachers and most guys wear vineyard vines and most girls wear pink everyone has air pods most of the kids will go to private high schools. Beware of ms Henley and ms mcaffery

North Oldham middle school sucks

by Mr silly goose February 5, 2019

North Georgia College

A military college in Georgia, where academics are the #1 priority, except for when they say.

This year, North Georgia College decided to host its alumni review and awards parade two days before finals.

by KingEarlPorterThe1st April 26, 2009

North American Pavement Ape

A derogatory term for an American of African descent, typically who you would call "gangstas" and see in the "hood" or "ghetto." They are addressed as such since they spend most of their lives in the wild - mainly lurking in alleys and selling crack or mugging people. You can catch them off guard during the day by offering them grape soda.

Dude, did you see those niggers back there?

Be specific! Those are North American Pavement Apes!

by I_N_S_A_N_I_T_Y August 5, 2011

North Canton

A small town in Northeast Ohio where middle to upper middle class teens think that they are ghetto because they vape, smoke grass, sag, and wear their hoods up in class.

Gurpreet: yo, how is dem North Canton doggies doin
Jimbo: youre one of those wannabe hoodlums arent you

by Jimbob le Vestan October 16, 2018

North Feezy

A North Face brand jacket, specifically a waist-length puffer. The term originated at the University of Michigan.

"Shit is that a Canada Goose? Nah, that bitch a North Feezy."

by A💸 February 8, 2023

just north of

used when you're saying that something is better than amazing or whatever word you say after "just north of..."

J-Sweets: how was your hot date last night?
J-$: it was just north of amazing

by Jonny G March 4, 2007