noodle chewer

a person who uses too much teeth when sucking a dick

a person who has never properly learned how to give a blowjob without using their teeth

oh man Sally looks good but she's a total noodle chewer. i thought she might just bite my penis off.

by walterc March 26, 2013

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chicken nuggets noodle soup

Just add chicken nuggets to noodles and pour some water on top.

Is that chicken nuggets noodle soup?

That must be, it looks too good

by Chicken nugget noodle soup June 16, 2017

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Bangin the noodle

Asking the real questions. NOT jacking off!
Can be used as a defensive saying when someone doesn’t get your question or is offended by it.

*First Date*

Jack: Wow, what size are your tits?
Stephanie: What?!?
Jack: Sorry, I’m just bangin the noodle.

by 5wampDaddy July 16, 2018

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Noodle Stab

To have sex with a penis that isn't fully erect. Referenced in Arrested Development

Sorry for giving you the old noodle stab

by AD2013Fan May 27, 2013

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good noodle

the person who does good and only good so help them God

I would never crash your car i'm a good noodle

by goodnoddle777 December 23, 2018

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A term which originated in prisons. In homosexual male relationships when the dominant partner forces the submissive partner to masterbate and ejaculate on on his penis. The dominant partner then uses his partners semen as lubricant for anal insertion.

"You're saucing the noodle or I'm going in dry. It's macaroni time, bitch."

by Truth_from_the_streets August 23, 2014

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