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nock comedy

Something that freshmen post for attention that isn’t actually funny, either because it’s illegal or just straight up obnoxious. It’s the epitome of suburban high schooler exhibitionism.
Dude 1: did you see that video of those freshmen throwing a bike in the lake?
Dude 2: yea, that wasn’t cool. I hate nock comedy.
by rickbone1055 May 30, 2019
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What the Fock my Nock

Person 1 - Man I hate girls.....

Person 1's friend - What the fock my nock!!
by camclw January 28, 2010
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b-nocks

Similarly known as binoculars, this device is used to looks at naked chicks that are standing at their window. You hold it in one hand so the other hand is not occupied and able to touch your stick.
I saw this chick across the street so I grabbed my b-nocks.
I had my b-nocks in one hand and my stick in another.
by theguy77hi88 July 6, 2010
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nock pock

Girl: hey boy, i want your nock pock tonite
Boy: you know i want it too, its great
Girl: ohhhh ahhhhh hmmmmm
girl: (screams in delight)
by U!tdm tusks May 21, 2018
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Nock

Friend 1: “I was sucking my bfs dick yesterday and I bit it off”

Friend 2: “WHAT THE!!! You’re a weirdo. you’re a complete nock.”
by d4t1batch December 29, 2022
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Nock

Just like bussy (boy pussy), gock (girl cock), the newest installment is nock (nonbinary cock)
They had a massive nock, I was so shocked!
by hammyJ802 November 8, 2022
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Nock Off

the best clothing brand coming out of New Hampshire.
Yo, you see those kid wear those sick nock off shirts. Yeah I want to get a few.
by Felix the Nock Off Cat September 23, 2011
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