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Insipid Nematode

A tasteless worm that cannot do anything and is absolutely a useless human

Origin: it came to a small person in a dream
Get up you insipid nematode, look what you did to my precious gloves.
by captain_is_king June 13, 2018
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Nematodirus helvetianus

A parasite. In Norwegian the word means "hell in anus". Not much is know about this parasite among most people, but the name indicate that it is pain full to have in the anal parts.
Man: I think i have Nematodirus helvetianus, cos my anal parts hurtig like hell. Doctor : nono it is just the good old hemoroids. Man: i just want you to inspect my ass with one of your pianofingers, sir. Is that too much to ask for?

Woman : i would like to have analsex tonight, sir. Man: i have an infection of nematodirus helvetianus on my genitals. Woman : neeeeeext.
by Nematodirus helvetianus June 5, 2015
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Cheerleaders are nermal
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nematode

1. A person combining all the most negative characteristics of a douchebag, a retard, an infantile moron, a jerkbutt, a dumbass, an insect, a parasite, and a homosexual. Usually has a massive inferiority comlex. Tries to come across as tough and cool, but can't fool you if you've known him for two or more weeks. His idiotic antics are occasionally funny, but never when he means them to be, and only 2% of the time when he doesn't. Can't succeed at anything, not school, not sports, nothing. The only justification for the theory of eugenics. The word is usually a masculine adjective.

2. A roundworm(the intestinal parasite).
That guy is such a nematode!

We need to identify the gene for being a nematode.

Roundworms are nematodes
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nermal

A term for an annoying, naive and/or otherwise doltish person. Coined from Garfield the Cat's annoying younger cousin.
Quit bugging me you nermal!!
by Robin January 6, 2004
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nermal

A talking kitten in Garfield known for his snotty personality.
Why is Nermal in The Garfield Show? He's my least favorite character from the strip!
by frabrizio September 9, 2016
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nerdatronic

a term heavily used in the Aerospace Engineering field describing one who is extremely accomplished technologically and/or scientifically. As a result this person is almost entirely inept in social situations.
I thought it was extremely nerdatronic of him to give me a model airplane on our anniversary.
by ElizabethC September 4, 2008
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