nesbie

A person of "non-english speaking background" (NESB), for which you apparently qualify if one of your parents was born in a country where the main language is not English. In some contexts, an excuse for underperformance.

"You should not put so many big words in that report. The nesbies wont be able to understand you"

by mich July 19, 2004

nesie

Nesie, a nickname for Denise, is a goddess of love. Given to extreme passion that few men can completely satisfy. Nesie can also be extremely cruel by withholding her passions, and toying with men's emotions, driving weaker men into complete insanity.

Nesie is to be loved and feared at the same time.

by Dr Fitz January 13, 2017

nesient

o shit man im high

i, high

by Anonymous February 6, 2003

Playing with Nessie

The act in which a man has sex with a
pregnant woman and the baby tries to play
with his dick.

(IN THE BREAKROOM AT WORK)

Dale: hey “Jim! why you walking like that?”
Jim: “Oh…I was up late Playing with Nessie.”
Dale: “Goddamn!”
Jim: “That'll probably be the last time since
my wife is due tomorrow.”

by Banana & Split June 11, 2022

Nessie

Greater than the epic fail, the Nessie Fail or Epic Nessie. Commonly used within reference to Scottish Failures

You just NESSIE FAILED!

You Epic Nessie!!!

Just give up and accept failure Nessie!!

Or Do a Nessie!

by Prophets Of Norris! September 7, 2009

Nessie

A long turd that sticks up out of the water like the Loch ness Monster.

You should have seen the dump I took today. It was so long, it was sticking up out of the water like Nessie.

by bklynsnow April 15, 2010

nessie

The sound of flatulence as it is expelled from the anus.

Nessie has been calling ever since I ate that chilli.

by moe the monkey January 5, 2009