Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014

Nahternity

A time that will never come in all of eternity

I'll remarry in nahternity

by Muddaphorkingmark April 4, 2020

Nasterity

The amount of nasty something contains.

I don't go on Omegel. I try to avoid the Nasterity level as much as possible.
I was in THAT part of youtube. Man the Nasterity was over 9000.

by ZebraBoxDinosaur September 13, 2012

maternity effect

The realization of a husband understanding or experiencing his wife's pain during pregnancy and/or labor, and acquiring a sudden appreciation or respect for her.

A: I went through the pregnancy simulator with my wife yesterday, and I don't know how she does it.
B: Dude, you were a victim of the maternity effect!

by OrangeEagleMonkey December 5, 2017

Faternity leave

A period of maternity leave, unexpected by friends and co-workers as nobody knew the Mother to be was expecting, due to her already substantial build.

Where's Kate been these past few weeks, Dave?

She's on faternity leave with the bairn.

I didn't even know she was pregnant...She was already a big girl though.

Aye, fraternity leave, right enough.

by Bayesoir December 31, 2019

baternity leave

Noun, the name given to conventional paternity leave which is seamlessly bolted on to a period of sick leave.

Graham, "what a tosser Seb is, he's meant to be working on that project but he's gone on baternity leave," Colin, "yeah, amazing, he caught that bug just in time to get a straight five weeks off; fucking planned it I think."

by Grandsire May 4, 2020

Maternity Leave

a period of absence from work granted to people for paid leave.

"Maternity Leave?" *looks under table* "But you're all males!"

by Wither24 July 19, 2022