Definitions by Muddaphorkingmark

Sexdexic 

The inability to function in a relationship before intercourse

Sure wanted to get to know me, but that can only happen after the fact - the doc told me I'm sexdexic -

Sexdexic by Muddaphorkingmark July 29, 2022

Edjumachatered 

When you liked something until you tried it, and would never try it again

I liked them on the radio, but after seeing them live, I could never listen to them play again - I guess I've become edjumachatered

Edjumachatered by Muddaphorkingmark May 22, 2020

Nahternity

A time that will never come in all of eternity

I'll remarry in nahternity

Nahternity by Muddaphorkingmark April 4, 2020

Muddaphor 

Something that looks to have a darker meaning, but is really innocent.

That lamp shade looks Muddaphorically like the bottom of a woman's bikini

Muddaphor by Muddaphorkingmark March 2, 2020