Paternity leard

A beard that is allowed to grow without trimming during paternity leave.

Your baby smells like shit, and so does that paternity leard.

by Goveezy March 19, 2014

Nintegrity

A portmanteau of Nintendo and integrity. Adherence to the unwritten code of video game etiquette.

I can't believe you struck out two of my batters while I was grabbing another beer; you have no nintegrity.

by Goveezy September 13, 2011